oh, honestly
EXPLAIN WHY DONT ENJOY WATCHING FRIENDS

I know it’s sacrilegious but I just don’t find it funny?? I never watched it growing up so reruns lack the nostalgia factor they seem to have for a lot of people my age, and if I’m gonna spend hours revisiting a ’90s sitcom it’s gonna be “Roseanne” or “Frasier” tbh. BUT I am verrrrry interested in the “Friends” origin story and the experiences of its cast because it fits neatly into one of my all-time favorite tropes: Strangers thrown together into a unique fame situation that is fueled by their lightning-in-a-bottle chemistry. I could read about “Friends” forever but I just…don’t wanna watch it lol

20th of October / 7 notes

#one thing I love about friends is how they poked fun at the fact that the six of them didn’t seem to have any other friends

20th of October / 847,289 notes
i don't enjoy watching friends   but i enjoy it when it is distilled into tumblr posts and memes   shrug emoji   
Aimee Bender, from “Fell This Girl”
Before he wakes up I run to the bathroom to see what I look like, and I actually look pretty good. Flushed and fuckable. I go back and he’s still sprawled out on the bed and I fold my body into his and think about how I want to look to him when he wakes up. I want to be sleeping in a casual sexy way, to make him want me again.

I remember, especially in high school, I was so good at this kind of fake-out. I rehearsed thoughtfulness, I appeared carefree—and how many guys did I trick? As I sat there, hair tucked behind my ear, supposedly lost in a book, thinking this exact monologue, rereading and rereading the same paragraph, waiting for them to see me and want me, caught in this image of myself as a reader. What about staring at ants, wanting to seem close to nature and whimsical? What about staring into space, wanting to seem expansive, trying to find the thoughts that would fit my self-portrait? I fooled so many guys! I was found mysterious so many times, oh that girl, we don’t know what Susie thinks, and all I’m thinking is what do I look like, and all I’m thinking is that I own their thoughts. ❞
20th of October / 64 notes
isms   

100proofvodka:

young stephen colbert and jon stewart

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shhhh sh sh h sh   everyone be quiet and let me have this   babes   

lizzymercierdescloux1979:

things girls do that I love:

  • offer their friends sips of their coffee drinks without being asked
  • scratch each others back
  • say things like “smell this lotion I bought this weekend”
  • compliment each other’s eyebrows 
  • that thing when they agree with you and their eyes get really wide and they nod their head solemnly 
  • throw out each others gum wrappers or chip bags when they get up 
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thelookingglassss:

Love is a series of collages that were created using pieces of over 60 store bought puzzles. Although puzzle pieces are unique, and can only fit into one place within a puzzle, they are sometimes interchangeable within a brand. These puzzles were cut using the same die, but depict unrelated images.

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yooooou little shit   the world is weird and good   
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listen to me:   your faves could never   one direction straight 2 hell   
Lay Down in Swimming Pools - Mutya Keisha Siobhan

3,845 plays

formerdisneystar:

dirty

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jams   playlist fodder   mutya keisha siobhan   

tayalldaynyc:

world history in one sentence

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yooooo   isms   

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